Here is a normal day at the zoo. It is punctuated by a chimp fight of epic proportions. One of these primates is really upset and he is about to open a full can of you-know-what on these other chimps.
We like to think man is a talented species. For starters, we're capable of eating Denny's entire 'Hobbit' menu in 19 minutes flat and dominating in ping pong sans arms. There's no better male ego boost than to reminisce over such accomplishments. It turns out our hairy ancestors are talented too.
This is the kind of story that would make the Maury Povich show proud. The TV show that prides itself on telling the story of questionable heritages would love to meet this monkey. A monkey named Conan who resides at Chimp Haven in Keithville Louisiana is once again a proud papa...