If you don't have coffee or need to cut down on your caffeine intake there are ways to start your day without it. I wouldn't want to try it but you might need to.
There is something called "4-7-8" exercise that you can try to help fall asleep pretty quickly. Supposedly, it can help you fall asleep in under a minute.
A thief in Florida stole an entire cooler of ice cream treats. He did it right in front of the sleeping store clerk. Fortunately video surveillance captured the whole incident.