what were they smokin'

33-year-old Jessica Cerney of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was lying on her couch earlier this week when one of her neighbors, 64-year-old Darrel McKnight walked in, stopped right over her face, and broke wind!

51-year-old Michelle Cernak of Ocala, Florida was arrested on Wednesday afternoon after she got high on heroin and then decided to strip down to her underwear and do yoga in the middle of the street.

I can only imagine what kind of weirdness 911 operators hear on a daily basis. They probably get guys calling them up asking where to buy some weed.

Ever had one of those days at work where you just wish you could be anywhere else in the world?

19-year-old Brian McCurren of South Bend, Indiana was a wee bit drunk on Saturday night, and hungry apparently.

Our What Were They Smokin' segment highlights the lowlights from across the country and the world of people doing stupid things. Then sometimes, we don't have to get out of our backyard to find these whackos.

A 46-year-old hair stylist from Loveland, Colorado was arrested last Wednesday after allegedly offering $45 topless haircuts.

On Monday afternoon in Memphis, Tennessee, 51-year-old Danny Smith went over to his favorite convenience store to get him a cold brewski. When the clerk gave him his change, Danny thought he was shorted one cent.

Flowers are a wonderful thing to give to your lady. Not sure how great a thing it would be if she found out you got said flowers from a grave site though!

Of all the places to unintentionally drop an illegal drug, inside of a courtroom right in front of a police officer has to be among the worst. Which is exactly what happened to New Orleans assistant city attorney Jason Cantrell.

American Samoa has one jail. The rules are evidently pretty lax there. Two corrections officers there are suspected of allowing inmates to leave to go on beer and food runs.