Apartment Resident Escapes Blaze But Has ‘No Time for Bronchitis’ [Video]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest internet sensation, Sweet Brown.

You will thank me later for being the coolest kid in class by knowing this lady before anyone else.

Here's the story. Ms. Brown narrowly escaped a three-alarm apartment fire and for our viewing pleasure, decided to relay her ordeal to a local TV station in Oklahoma City. No doubt that there will soon be several autotune versions of the lovely Sweet Brown.

Enjoy the hilarity and tell a friend.