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Man Attempts to Cut Off His Own Arms at Home Depot
This is disgusting.
Watch This Hilarious Mashup of ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Argo’
We're big fans of the video mashup, especially when it combines two things that should never, ever be combined: Like Kevin McCallister and the Iranian hostage crisis, for example.
This Day in History — Paul McCartney Released From Tokyo Jail After Nine Days
On this day in 1980, Paul McCartney was finally released after nine days in a Tokyo jail, following his arrest for attempting to walk through the Tokyo airport customs with a half pound of weed during his tour with Wings.
This Day in History — First Can of Beer is Sold
It's almost the weekend, which is my favorite time to crack open a can of...well, if I'm honest, these days it's usually PBR. Times are tough, but not as tough as they probably were before this day in 1935, when the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company delivered it's first batch of 2,000 cans of Krueger's Finest Beer and Cream Ale to one of my favorite cities in America: the dirty river city of Richm
This Day in History — China Discovered Feathered Dinosaurs
I'll never forget the feeling I had on January 22, 2003, when I learned that Chinese scientists had found dinosaur fossils with four feathered wings. That feeling was: awesome.
Original Batmobile Sells for $4.62 Million to a Guy Named Rick Champagne
As if we weren't already jealous of Rick Champagne for having the smoothest last name of all time, he is now the proud owner of our childhood dream car. Way to go, Rick; you've officially got it all. Super happy for you. Really.
Go Here: Alcatraz in San Francisco
Affectionately known as 'The Rock, Alcatraz Island in the San Francisco Bay is a former prison with a long and amazingly well-documented history.
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Toddler Hatching Killer Snakes in His Wardrobe is Just One More Reason We’re Not Procreating
Aren't children precious?
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Go Here: Santa Claus, Indiana
As the Holidays get closer, decorations are popping up everywhere we look. In a little town in Indiana, though, it's Christmas all year long, and it's a little weird.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
How to Avoid Being the Gross Dude With Dry Skin This Winter
There's a big difference between these two gents: One is a gruff, masculine lumberjack who I would kiss, and the other most likely has scaly winter skin.
10 T-Shirts We Can’t Believe We Wore in the 90s
The 90s were a weird time for all of us, and especially for our wardrobes. While some of the fashions of our childhood seem to be making a comeback (Hammer pants, really? Again?) there are some things that we're really hoping be making a comeback any time soon. Her...
GoPro Camera Car Mount Makes People Look Cooler on Video Than in Real Life
A GoPro camera allowed users to capture the action hands-free but the little bugger just got even sweeter.
Craving the Open Road? Watch This 3 Minute Timelapse of a Cross Country Road Trip
There's something about a good old fashioned road trip that just makes us feel alive: good friends, good music, and new places to explore around every bend. See also: townie bars.
Feeling a Little Blue? We’ve Found The Cure
"Hello? What's that? You're depressed? Good thing you called me on this microphone, so I can tell you all about our two-part, 100% guaranteed cure-all!"
Diane Sawyer Was Totally Drunk Last Night During Election Coverage
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.