Mike Adams

eBay Bans the Sale of Magic and Other Hocus Pocus — Dollars and Sense
The great beast of worldwide commerce has finally put its filthy hooves on the necks of the occult merchant and slobber jawed the wicked and the mystic right out of business.

AT&T Employees File Suit Claiming Company Places ‘Heavy Restrictions’ on Lunch Breaks
More and more employers are now encouraging lunch breaks as a means for promoting health and creativity. However, workers for AT&T in Indiana claim the only thing creative about their lunch break is the “heavy restrictions” the company is putting on them.

Small Ring Finger Size May Mean Men Have a Better Chance of Beating Prostate Cancer
There is absolutely no doubt that a doctor with shorter fingers can make a prostate exam a little bit easier on a guy, but now a new study actually suggests that men with short ring fingers might have a better chance at surviving prostate cancer.

New Research Reveals Egg Yolk Is As Unhealthy as Cigarettes
Just short of playing Russian roulette at the breakfast table, the consensus seems to be that we are all doomed without a doubt, as the latest chapter of the great American death machine has just revealed that eating egg yolk may be just as bad as smoking cigarettes.
So what in the name of Joe Camel is going on here?

What Are the Most Frequently Stolen Luxury Cars in America?
Thank goodness my car isn't listed! No wait, mine is on the NOBODY would steal this list!

Man Sets Toilet on Fire in the Name of Religion
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.

Man Wants To Make a Beer Run So He Calls 911 For a Ride
Behind the pock marked mask of the true alcoholic, there are times when the stranglehold of desperation cuts off the blood flow to that part of the brain that serves as a holding cell for common sense.

What Are the Top Party Schools in America?
With amateur boozehounds, junkies and derelicts of all shapes and sizes now flocking to makeshift dormitory brothels on the campuses of some of the finest facilities of higher education across the United States, we thought the time was right to unleash the list of the 2012 top party schools in America.

If You Can’t Sleep, You May Want to Blame Your Cell Phone
While the technological advancements of the Smartphone might be helping you keep your busy life somewhat organized, new research suggests that it might actually be putting it in disarray by causing you to lose sleep.
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New Study Reveals Spanking Kids in Public Is Common [POLL]
You might think in today’s world of soft disciplinary parenting most moms and dads aren’t beating their little diaper terrorists as a means of making them obey, but a new study finds that they actually are — just not when they think someone “important” is looking.

Horny Bull Runs Wild in the Street, Tries to Mount Man
In the southern states, chances are you can catch a rodeo somewhere and watch a bunch of crazy rednecks with more balls than brains mount and ride large farm animals. Just for fun.

Study Reveals the Crazy Lengths We Go to Avoid Other People
While trying to avoid the forced socializing that sometimes comes when traveling with strangers might not seem like a difficult task, new research reveals that it actually takes a lot of work to be anti-social.

What Are America’s Top Colleges?
When the shocking cost of going to college nearly constitutes selling a kidney to an international ring of black market organ dealers, would-be students should probably ask themselves whether their education is really worth waking up in a bathtub full of ice just to pay for it.

Terracotta Pots Used to Hide Record-Setting $500 Million Worth of Illegal Drugs
In what authorities are saying is the largest seizure of meth and the third largest heroin bust in history, seven men, including four Hong Kong nationals and three Australians are facing charges relating to their alleged connection with an international drug syndicate.

New Study Finds Men and Women Literally Don’t See Eye to Eye
There is no doubt that men and women do not not always see eye to eye, but now there is a new study that literally suggests that males and females see things in a different way.

Is Your Boss Suffering From a Superiority Complex? — Here’s a Test to Find Out for Sure
Those people who think their boss is the greatest thing since sliced bread are undoubtedly in the minority — it is unnatural to like your boss, and most do not because the majority thinks that these fearless leaders seem to suffer from a high powered superiority complex.
Now, there just might be some scientific evidence to back that up.

Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job
Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.

New Study Reveals Anger Issues Are Plaguing America’s Youth
The eyes of the America teenager appear to be seeing red all across the country, according to a new study.

Sleep in Pamela Anderson’s Bed for $50,000 a Month
How much money would you pay to sniff Pamela Anderson’s bed sheets?

Famous Musician Mug Shots
In the wonderful world of music, there is no shortage of musicians who disguise themselves as lunatics, drug fiends, and gun totting thugs, to keep all of us regular folks copiously entertained.