Get Ready To Be Frisked At An NFL Game

Gee, going to an NFL Game this year is now going to feel like going to the airport. The National Football League has determined that all fans need a pat down from the ankles up for every game, every week. "For fan safety". This means getting to the games waaaay earlier, and standing in line for who knows how long. I'll probably end up on some security list, but I'm not a fan of scaring people, "enhanced pat downs", or treating people like criminals before they even walk in the door. At least I didn't say Gestapo tactics.