All of my life I had heard that toilets south of the equator flushed opposite of the way they flush here in Louisiana. Out of respect for the scientific method I made the journey to Australia to see for myself.
Life's little faux pas that become legendary fails, this is what you will find here. What's something you hope to never see in a locker room? What's the worst thing that can happen to you at a friends house? What does your dog know that could ruin your life? These are the irrational fears of a man who wakes up way too early.
Anyone who has ever used the public transportation system in America knows that sometimes the conditions can be less than favorable for providing a comfortable, odor-free travel experience. However, sitting next to a crowd of people that smell like an old, musty jockstrap is nothing compared to riding on a train where there is absolutely no heat and the farthouse walls are covered with snow.
A man named Donald Allen Citron was arrested last week for allegedly dismantling toilets throughout Colorado and selling the parts for scrap. A plumber by trade, Citron made quick work of the commodes at the University of Denver, the Southwest Plaza Mall, a Taco Bell and other locations.
So what crazy ways does the government spend our money? In this tax season time of year I thought you might get a kick or want to kick someone over some of the more interesting ways our tax dollars are being used.