What Animals Would Say If They Spoke! Hilarious [Video]

Not only have I seen this several times, but it makes me laugh every time.  Do I have a strange sense of humor?  Please tell me I am not the only one who finds this hilarious!

The weird thing is the words actually fit the video perfectly.  And my favorite part is the thing saying, "Alan" or "Ellen!"  " Sir please don't talk when my hands are in your mouth!"

What was the best part?