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Why Do We Eat Fast Food So, Well, Fast?
There are times when the dining area of a fast food joint looks more like the savage confines of an arctic wolf den with a pack of mangy inhabitants tearing a bloated caribou limb from limb.
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Shocking New Study Finds Cutting Calories May Not Mean You Will Live Longer
If you are one of those health nuts who has been counting and cutting calories under the preconceived notion that living on a Third World country starvation diet is the key to achieving longer life – man, do we have some news for you.
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New Research Claims Exercise May Help You Stop Smoking
Smokers who have tried to quit in the past using patches, gum, voodoo witchdoctor magic and other addiction propaganda may just want to step outside for a run the next time they feel the need to smoke,.
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Columbian Beer Makers Fight for the Right to Rip Off The Simpsons
What started out as a novel idea has turned into a corporate tug of war, as two Columbian brothers are now deep in the trenches of a legal battle with 20th Century Fox for the right to brew beer inspired by the hit television series ‘The Simpsons.’
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Buy This Pub and Get a Free Booze Guzzling Pig
No one wants to own a bar and grill catering to social degenerates and alcoholic swine. However, when the alcoholic swine is actually a beer guzzling pig – we consider that the exception to the rule.
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It’s Official — We’re Addicted to Our Cell Phones [POLL]
Everywhere you go you see people that appear to have their cell phones physically attached to their ears and thumbs for fear that if don’t stay glued to the godforsaken thing they just might miss out on something as important as a Facebook status update or the latest social commentary in the form of a meme.
If you are one of these people, the good news is, you are not alone.
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Advertising on Toilet Paper May Be the Greatest Idea Since, Well, Toilet Paper
I think they if they target politicians, personal injury attorneys, the Kardashians and just about every show on MTV they won't be able to keep it on the shelves!
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Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys
There are so many questions you need answered! Were the monkeys drunk? Was the lab tech wearing pants? How is this not already a reality show on Fox?
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What You Wear to Work Just Might Destroy Your Career
If you just can’t seem to get ahead a work you might want to take a look at yourself in the mirror.
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New Research Reveals That Taller People More Likely to Die of Cancer
Some promising new research has surfaced that indicates that tall people are less likely to suffer strokes, psychotic breakdowns or die from heart disease than the shorter of the breed. However, the same research says that these same vertically-endowed humans are doomed at best, to die of cancer.