If you think your local watering hole gets a little rough at times, imagine a bar so out of control that management has to enforce a maximum drink capacity as a means for cutting down on hair pulling, biting and other perils of the drunken idiot.
If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.
December 13, 2012 A 32-year-old Polish man was trying to be a good house husband and do some chores. Ironing to be exact. Sure hope he pays more attention next time and doesn't try answering the iron instead of the phone!
Anyone who has ever used the public transportation system in America knows that sometimes the conditions can be less than favorable for providing a comfortable, odor-free travel experience. However, sitting next to a crowd of people that smell like an old, musty jockstrap is nothing compared to riding on a train where there is absolutely no heat and the farthouse walls are covered with snow.
December 12, 2012 Tonight at The Cajun Christmas Nights Show Bruce and Jude will demonstrate all these dance moves. Yet another great reason to learn to dance like the Peanuts gang. It's totally hilarious!
In staunch times of economic struggle, it can become necessary to get back to the primitive and consult your immediate resources as a means for survival. However, when all you have at your disposal is a busted clothes rack, a few shopping cart casters and a mangy old dog, the reality is that fiscal rigor mortis has really set in.
The belly button is a feral petri dish full of all sorts of exotic bacteria most closely resembling a rain forest, according to a recent study.
If you think your job stinks, just remember; things could be worse -- At least "professional fart-smeller" is not printed on your business cards.
December 11, 2012 Man, the 60's were a really strange time I guess. Here, you'll see Yoko Ono dramatically interpret "Firework" by pop star Katy Perry. The key words here people are "Dramatically" and "Interpret".
