I do not advocate the over consumption of anything, especially alcohol, but as Brad Paisley suggested, "it's been helping white people dance" for years. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you allowed the social status killing combination of "white guy rhythm" and stone cold sobriety loose on the dance floor? I'm afraid it would look like this, careful it ain't pretty, but it is gonna make you smile.

I can just see me hitting the dance floor at Outlaws or the next big festival and turning these moves loose! No wait a minute, I can't see that at all, I think I would be more inclined to dance like this fine fellow: