There's achieving, then there's dang over-achieving. Joseph Wilson is the latter.

This past Thursday in St. Port Lucie, Florida, Wilson was busted for swiping $174 worth of socks and underwear from a Beall's department store. This was Wilson's 100th arrest in his 50 years of being on God's green earth!

According to police reports, of the 100 arrests, 37 have been felonies, 47 misdemeanors, and 15 are unknown. Then add in the latest and you've got 100.

However, Mr. Wilson has only been convicted of 35 of the crimes.