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Got Gas? These Recipes will Keep You from Blaming the Dog

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I have a dear friend who once told me, you know you’re in a solid relationship if you can fart in front of her.  I know it isn’t the most pleasant or tasteful topics to discuss but the fact is we all pass gas. It can be embarrassing to fart if you’re a woman or judged and scored on a ten point scale if you are a man.  The fact is that some foods create more of a build up than others and according to the people who know a lot about hot air, Fox News, there is now a cookbook to help keep your  personal emissions under control. It’s not about the output, it’s all about the input according to the story so the next time you’re going out on that big date or you know you’re going to be in church for a long time you might want to pick a recipe out of this new cookbook to save yourself from finding the nearest dog and point a finger at him.

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