Here's to you my college age friends. You have put in long hours of partying, socializing, football games and dating to arrive at this moment in a stone cold panic.

Finals! I know you said you were going to make it to every class this semester and you were going to take good notes too. You were going to the library and get ahead of the game and this time your report card was really going to make your financial backers (parents) proud.

Well you are almost done. What's done is done and you can't change the past. You can laugh at the present. Watch this young man from Stony Brook University wake up from a bad dream in a really bad place. I hope your tests went well and your grades are good. If you flunk out of college there is always a career in radio!