With the news that Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada has filed for divorce from (former) Miami Dolphin Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson I thought to myself-Oops! That's a lot of money to spend on a short little vacation that going to take a very LONG time to get out of. I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries had the corner on this one, but I guess I was wrong! I had forgotten about Breaux Bridge native, and former Miss USA, Ali Landry and Mario Lopez were only hitched for 2 weeks. And who can forget our OTHER Louisiana short timer Brittney Spears and Jason Alexander? A whopping 55 hours for them.

Sigh...good luck to all you engaged couples out there-hope things work out better for you than these Hollywood celebs who choked after walking down the aisle with their beloved...