What could be more American than Barbie? Nothing. And apparently Iran is using that thinking to enforce a ban on the most famous American doll in history. Don't they have more important things to worry about?

The government backed dolls, Sara and Dara, have not grabbed the hearts and minds of young Iranians, so BIG BROTHER is forcing Barbies off the shelves nationwide. Because we all know how subversive Barbie is. Way to go, Iran.