Look here, you weren't going to stick to your New Year's diet for much longer anyway so here's a good excuse to fall off the wagon.

M&M's just stuck it to America's collective diet by launching a brand new flavor: White Cheesecake. Oh bestill my lil ole Golden Girls lovin' heart!

Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure if this is going to be freakin' delicious or terribly disappointing.

I guess there's only one way to find out. We'll have to head to our nearest Walmart because these new M&M's are available there now through Valentine's Day.