I am not sure whether I want a park, a drink or an exotic dance move named after me, but gentlemen after you read the advice I am about to throw down in your general direction  you will want to thank me in some special way. You and I both know picking out a gift for Valentines is like riding a pogo stick through a mine field, it's not about "if" it's about "when" the poo is going to be introduced to the fan. But I have solved your problem, I know the answer, I am at least giving you someone to blame if it doesn't work out.

“Giving the perfect gift is easy if you know what each personality type craves,” says Angel Tucker, C.H.B.C., expert personality profiler, founder of PersonalityProfiles.org and author of Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On! “With a little research, you’ll be able to pick the item that has your honey saying, ‘This is exactly what I wanted! How did you know?’” And who doesn’t want to look like a gift-giving genius?

Can you imagine the rodeo that is going to happen at your house if she utters the words 'gift giving genius" and she is looking at you?!?! Alright let's read more and try not to spill anything on the computer in all this excitement.