Obnoxious Noise Maker Could Kill You
Actually I think the person blowing the obnoxious noise maker stands a better chance of bodily harm but that's if he chooses to blow his vuvuzela around me! You remember the vuvuzela? That awful buzzing sound that was a part of every World Cup Soccer match in South Africa last Summer was all vuvuzela all the time! Well it turns out those stupid things help in the spread of disease!
Thank goodness someone found another reason to keep vuvuzelas under wraps. I'd hate think of what a Saints fan would do to a Falcon's fan who insisted on blowing his vuvuzela in the Superdome.