The older I get, the less I want to be scared. (Probably has something to do with a weakening bladder.) But, scaring the bejesus out of other people, I can still dig that.

Apparently someone has made what could quite possibly be the best Halloween decoration ever -- and it'll no doubt send little trick-or-treaters screaming to their parents as soon as they hit this person's garage.

The prop looks like an old lady sitting in a chair. But then her head lifts up, she looks all crazy, starts screaming, then shoots out towards you! A mechanical arm connected to her back makes it looks like she flies straight to you.

Oh, no thank you!

 

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