OH. Em. Gee. Am I the only one who thinks this is a train wreck about to happen right before our eyes? Drag superstar RuPaul loves little Alana Thompson and her family so much, he wants a singing gig with the former Toddlers & Tiaras pageant queen.  Wow. A perfect match, really. but as the Music Director here at 97.3 the Dawg, I would have to give this a big NOOOOOOOO in advance.

So who would win in a drag fashion show walk-off?

"Oh please, there's no contest," RuPaul laughed. "Honey Boo Boo child would win."

DUH