Fun with Santa

Author's Note:  I originally wrote this for my college website back during my junior year with the title The Big Christmas Payoff--Jean Shepherd Style.  Next week marks the fourth anniversary of these events taking place.  Yes!  This really happened... Read More ...

  Some of you guys out here in the amazing land of tubes might be familiar with the movie A Christmas Story, the classic 1983 flick based stories found in Jean Shepherd’s book In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash. If you have never seen the movie, I urge you to watch it and then return to read this passage. If you are familiar with the movie, you will appreciate the following tale of how I killed