There are a lot of places you can look to get advice on how to start a terrific day. But what if you want to have a day that sucks eggs? The kind of a day where the boss yells at you, your dog runs away and your spouse turns out to be a Kardashian. There needs to be a way to get that day started too. You certainly don't want to begin the day with anything going right. I guess that's why they invented this toaster. Just a few minutes into your breakfast and you'll be wishing you could crawl back into bed.