31-year-old Etta Lopez of Sacramento, California wanted to quit smoking so she decided the best strategy was to get herself thrown in jail.

How did she achieve this? She slapped a cop, of course.

She told the cop she wanted to go to jail, where she would be forced to go without cigarettes.

Part one of her devious plan has worked. Now, on to phase two. We'll keep you posted.

Ah, actually, probably not.