13 Atlanta Falcons Jokes Just In Time For Your Super Bowl Party
We get the agony of having to watch the Atlanta Falcons play in the Super Bowl. Oh well, at least we'll have cold beer and great food. As our Falcons bashing will reach new heights as we watch the game, here are 13 Atlanta Falcons jokes to keep the hate going.
Now, many of these jokes poke fun at the fact Atlanta hasn't won a Super Bowl yet, so hopefully that will still ring true come Monday. There are plenty more of these jokes over at jokesforus.com.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: How many Falcons fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in New Orleans shadow!
Q: What's the difference between the Falcons and cigarettes?
A: Sean Payton doesn't smoke cigarettes
Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: How do you know the Atlanta Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Atlanta.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Atlanta Falcons tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: How do you keep an Atlanta Falcons out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why are Atlanta Falcons jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A: Because Falcons fans have started to make them up themselves.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Falcons jersey on it and now it sucks again.
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Falcons fan, and a Saints fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain. The Saints fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Falcons fan off the mountain.