Happy National Dance Like a Chicken Day

Yes, it's a slow news day.

Happy National Dance Like a Chicken Day! Just don't let Popeye's catch you and wanna fry you up!

I'll be honest, I never learned how to do the Chicken Dance. I've seen countless sports fans and kid-0s do it proficiently at many events. I just never could catch on.

Guess I'll have to learn.