A central Louisiana woman has been accused of attacking her boyfriend in Boyce this past Saturday, December 4, 2021.

But it's her mugshot that is winning her internet acclaim (and not the good kind.)

The culprit is 51-year-old Christine Miller, who was arrested by the Boyce Police Department and charged with simple domestic battery, disturbing the peace, attempted unauthorized entry of an inhabited dwelling and resisting an officer.

Back to that mugshot. Girl, were your trying to channel your inner Nick Nolte or what?

Boyce Police Department
Boyce Police Department

I'm sorry, but the only thing I can think of when I see this hair-raising photo is the following song.

Here's how Miller earned her way to the Boyce jail.

The report states that everything stemmed from Miller wanting to cook food earlier in the morning. Her boyfriend claimed she attacked him and he went to his aunt and cousin, who owned the property, and they had to force her out of their trailer physically.

Boyce Police said the neighbors heard screaming that became so intense so they decided to call the cops. One neighbor also claimed they witnessed Miller strike her boyfriend several times.

Witnesses also said they could hear items being thrown and glass breaking. The boyfriend claimed that Miller allegedly attempted to get back into the home by kicking and punching the door. BPD reports that the boyfriend had deep gashes to his arms, upper torso, and face.

While attempting to arrest Miller, BPD said that Miller resisted them and had to be physically restrained.

In hindsight, she should've just gone to the Waffle House for breakfast.

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