Oksy, Texas. You might be a little bit more Cajun than we thought. ABC13 in Houston was working on covering the flooding during Imelda. They just happened to be in the parking lot of a Whataburger near I-45. A gentlemen was enjoying his Whataburger and found this bass flopping around on the flooded feeder road.

 It's going in the frying pan!

I don't blame him one bit. It's a nice size bass, for sure. This man is a true hero. He catches the fish with one hand while eating a Whataburger with the other. If this story isn't American, I don't know what is.