New Pills Can Make Your Poop Sparkle

I know I've been accused of having a sense of humor that's a lot on the potty side. Consider this me just keeping up my reputation.

You can now buy something called gold pills which turn your #2's into golden, glittering masterpieces. Ewww!!!

According to the creators of the pill, they are just fueling our society's obsession with things that are luxurious. And apparently 24K gold leaf capsules that turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth are something that ignites something elite amongst folks.

As you could already guess, these pills aren't cheap. A bottle will set you back $425!

Finally, something refutes Dan Seals' claim that "All That Glitters Is Not Gold".