You read that right. Target has rolled out a new ready-to-eat tofu "Vegan Cajun Burger" in 300 stores around the U.S. Um, that's not how this works...that's not how any of this works.

According to "Hodo took its top-selling organic Tofu Veggie Burger and added a Louisiana twist with spices such as paprika, thyme, and cayenne pepper."

Look, I'm not here to knock tofu or vegan food. If that's your thing, more power to you. But throwing paprika on some tofu with some pepper is kind of taking the Cajun name in vain.

Who was in charge of deciding this burger was "Cajun"?

Clearly Hodo, the company who makes the burger, knows they're treading on sacred ground because apparently it will only be available at Target stores in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, Texas, Southern and Northern California, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania.

As of now, they aren't making it available in Louisiana.

Who knows, maybe it's a good burger...but Cajun?


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