The Daily Dumb

Sometimes on the weekend I just need a laugh....any laugh. Read this, and I PROMISE your life will not look so bad!

Poor fish According to police, a pair of underage burglars in Illinois ransacked an apartment and killed a pair of goldfish because they were "witnesses" to the crime. The juveniles allegedly poured hot sauce, spices and other condiments into the bowl to dispatch the house pets

(via Dumb as a Blog: Dumb news: they killed the goldfish to avoid leaving 'witnesses' on truTV.com.)