Top 4 Things Women Don’t Enjoy About Men At The Beach

Bad news and good news here. The bad news: a new survey of women has ranked the four biggest male body turn-offs at the beach, and basically everyone not named Enrique Iglesias has at least one of them.

Good news? At least now you don't have to feel bad objectifying women's bodies at the beach when you see them!

According to the survey, here are the four biggest turn-offs, in order:

1) A chubby man in a tiny Speedo

- Ok, what do you consider chubby?  Are we talking men who don't have that flat 6 pack?  Cause I don't have that, plus I would not consider wearing a Speedo!  How many guys have you seen with Speedo's on these days!

2) A man with a huge belly taking his shirt off

- Now we are just getting greedy!  That's not very nice.  So what you are saying is only 1% of men who go to the beach are allowed to take off their shirt?  That would be such a boring place to be.  Classify huge for us please.

3) Man Boobs

- Dear women who were in this survey, you are so very rude.  Ha!  Does this mean pectorals (Pecs)?  Yeah those are the muscles that you adore on most men.  It's almost as if you are the judge on what's big enough to be considered unacceptable.

4) Excessive body hair.

- A guy shaves, and you call him feminine.  He is hairy and you say it's gross!  Make up your mind: What do you want?

So basically, what you women are telling us is that we should just stay off the beach all together.

Am I right?