Have you gone shopping for dad yet? Oh, you don't even know what I'm talking about? Of course you don't, he's the not the important of your two parents.

Anyhoo, Father's Day is this Sunday, you ungratefuls! Go buy stuff for us.

Better yet, we'll tell you what we want because we're practical like that.

A new survey asked more than 1,000 dads what gifts they want for Father's Day. They were also asked what they don't want.

The top seven things dad do want are:

  1. A Trip
  2. Tickets to a sporting event
  3. Power Tools
  4. An iPad
  5. A Watch
  6. Beer
  7. Barbecue Gear

And now, the top four things they don't really want:

  1. A Gym Membership
  2. Underwear
  3. Socks
  4. Ties

Oh, and we aren't kidding about the whole "I don't want a gym membership" thing. 92% of respondents said that would be a terrible gift, three times worse than the runner up, underwear and socks.