Man Shoplifts a Python By Sticking It Down His Pants

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy...ah, nevermind, old and bad joke.

But seriously, a dude did have a snake in his pants and the video above proves it!

A guy in Portland, Oregon went to a pet store on Friday afternoon and stole a two-foot-long ball python. Good thing for him that particular breed is not poisonous.

However, the woman who owns the pet shop said, "He's lucky it wasn't feeding day.  Feeding days are on Mondays. And they're very hungry."

Ball pythons eat small things like mice, so again, if the guy's timing was off, he might have gotten instant punishment.

The snake was selling for $200.

The surveillance cameras got a great shot of the guy putting it down his pants. He was wearing a hat, however, so they didn't get a good look at his face. Cops are still trying to track the guy down.