If you can be flexible in your travel plans and take a later flight, then flying into Louisiana is going to be perfect for you. The rest of us just want to get on the plane and go.
Do you know what a "coach roach" is? Would you sit next to Jim Wilson? These are the kind of questions you can't answer unless you know the airlines secret language.
Let's see, allowing people to walk around airports hiding their identities beneath face paint doesn't seem like a potential security risk to me at all.
Flying can be exhausting. You got to get up so early, get there two hours before your flight and then wait, only to be delayed.
(Well, at least that's how all my flights lately seem to go.)