Police don't buy one of the most outrageous excuses we've ever heard uttered from a drug suspects lips. The suspect tells the police, the pants he is wearing don't belong to him.
There's achieving, then there's dang over-achieving. Joseph Wilson is the latter.
This past Thursday in St. Port Lucie, Florida, Wilson was busted for swiping $174 worth of socks and underwear from a Beall's department store. This was Wilson's 100th arrest in his 50 years of being on God's green earth!