I'm sure there's been some interesting thievery stories involving Wal-Mart but this is top drawer for me. A man dressed in a cow suit walked in to a busy Stafford, Virginia Wally World and jacked 26 gallons of milk! Now that is udderly shocking! (Ba-Zing) Even better he tried crawling out of the store as if he were imitating a cow. Nah, that won't garner any attention?!