I'm sure there's been some interesting thievery stories involving Wal-Mart but this is top drawer for me. A man dressed in a cow suit walked in to a busy Stafford, Virginia Wally World and jacked 26 gallons of milk! Now that is udderly shocking! (Ba-Zing) Even better he tried crawling out of the store as if he were imitating a cow. Nah, that won't garner any attention?!

Stafford County sheriffs said they went to a nearby McDonald's for a disturbance call and they saw a man, sans cow suit, that fit the culprit's description. After a trip back to the Wal-Mart for confirmation by managerment, the Cow Man now has a free place to stay!