Perhaps the only reason we give cats milk is because they can't get the milk themselves. What if they could? What if cats grew thumbs and started getting their own milk? What if they came and took our milk!
Here is the easiest recipe you will ever find for a wonderful milkshake that will make your toes curl. I know you don't believe me but if you try it you will love it. It's a shame that after next Tuesday you won't be enjoying stuff like this anymore.
Scientists in China have genetically modified a batch of cows so that they can now produce human breast milk opposed to regular cow's milk. The researchers at the Agricultural University in Beijing did so by injecting the human gene that makes milk into 300 bovine embryos.
I'm sure there's been some interesting thievery stories involving Wal-Mart but this is top drawer for me. A man dressed in a cow suit walked in to a busy Stafford, Virginia Wally World and jacked 26 gallons of milk! Now that is udderly shocking! (Ba-Zing) Even better he tried crawling out …