Quirky Country Song Title Day - 5 Of Our Funny Favorites

Let's face it, Country Music has the best darn quirky song titles of any music format ever invented. That's because in the country lifestyle we call it as we see it. We don't mince words and sometimes those non-minced words don't sound too good when put together in the same song title. Here are five of our favorite songs with rather unique titles to help celebrate this real live official offbeat holiday.

1.My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him: Wayne Carter

2.Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart : Johnny Cash

3. If My Nose Was Running Money Honey I'd Blow It All On You : Moron Brothers

4. How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me: Mel Tillis and Webb Pierce

5.You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd: Roger Miller