Woman Named Fellony Hit With Felony

Comedy writes itself sometimes. A 30-year-old Indiana woman named Fellony Silas was arrested and charged with felony assault after an altercation at a bar in Bloomington, Indiana on Sunday morning.

Silas had a drink spilled on her by a fellow bar patron and proceeded to allegedly assault the woman with a glass. The victim suffered lacerations and was treated at a nearby hospital.

To no surprise, authorities say Silas has a lengthy rap sheet including previous charges of theft, forgery, disorderly conduct and fraud.

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