In case you missed this morning's edition of the 5:20 Funnies, here it is (because it's worth repeating):

Tee Boudreaux is 24 years old and still living at home. Boudreaux and Marie are starting to worry about what he is going to do with his future. Boudreaux tells Marie, "Cher, let's do a little test. We goin' to put a ten-dollar bill, a bible and a bottle of booze on de table, and when Tee Boudreaux comes in, we gonna be able to figure out what he's gonna do. If he takes de ten-dollar bill, he's gonna be a business man, if he picks up de bible, he's gonna be a preacher, but if he picks up de booze, I'm afraid he's gonna be a bum de rest of his life." So the put the stuff out and hid in the closet when they heard Tee coming in. Tee walks by the table, picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it and puts it in his pocket. Then he picks up the bible, flips through it, and puts it under his arm. He picks up the bottle of booze, takes a healthy swig out of it, and walks off with the rest of the bottle. Boudreaux and Marie, were watching all of this through the keyhole, and Boudreaux sighs, "Mais Cher, it looks like our son is gonna be a damn politician !"