Happy Birfday Bruce!
It's our dear friend Bruce Mikells' birthday today. I cannot, in good conscience, tell you all exactly how old he is, mostly on account that I can't count that high.
I do believe it is under 100.
Seriously though, happy birthday my dear friend! I hope you enjoy this last year before you're actually really old. Although there's nothing
wrong with being 49. Did I say that out loud? Sorry.
Send Bruce your well wishes, email@example.com.