"If love was a month it would have to be June, If love was a laxative, it would probably be prunes".

Women love a man with a good sense of humor ! Okay so I am not the greatest  poet but I do love poetry and I think it has a special place in the hearts of lovers everywhere.

If you are looking for the right words to write for your beloved this weekend, we have a little help for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue -- quick, we need something that rhymes with "I love you."


That's right, it's almost Valentine's Day, and that means it's time to express how you feel in card form. So budding romantics have taken to the Web to search for just the right way to say it. Lovey-dovey searches on Yahoo! for "short valentine's day poems" are up an emotional 800% in the past day alone.

As a semi-professional greeting card writer I can tell you this poetry stuff can be daunting

but it need not be. You can find the words and if you can't, just use my poem at the top of this post and see if it doesn't make her smile when she reads it. If you really want to see her smile put this little ditty in her card.

Your love is like boudin, hot, long , and steamy,

Your eyes are like cracklin', they're both kind of dreamy.

To ask if I Love You there is simply no question,

because only it's you that can give my heart indigestion.

You're Welcome!