What Are Louisiana’s Chances of Surviving an Alien Invasion?

It doesn't matter where you live in Louisiana, you could be in the rural northeastern section of the state around Concordia Parish. You might be a little further to the west where the bass fishing is good in Caddo Parish. You could be preparing for the next "Cenla-bration" in Alexandria, or maybe you're just waiting on more Mardi Gras for Lafayette, Lake Charles, and Baton Rouge.

No matter where you are I would hazard to guess that throughout the entire course of this week you have not concerned yourself with the potential of an alien invasion in Louisiana nor how we might survive such an attack. Fortunately, while you were slacking off taking care of your family and your job, somebody was minding the store and we now know just what the expectation might be should aliens from other worlds attempt to move in and take over Louisiana.

The folks at GigaCalculator a website that "calculates stuff", no seriously that's what they do. Has input data involving all 50 states and the potential for alien invasions in those states. The process involved the number of UFO sightings, access to food and water, the medical and scientific infrastructure, the presence of military forces, and the number of "good hiding places" too.

Just so you know Louisiana was not the state that came out on top in alien invasion preparedness. But, who do you think did? Think of a place where cowards live in abundance and they are willing to sell the average American down the river to save their old wrinkly been in office too long skin. Why yes, I am speaking of Virginia and the area near our nation's capital. 

It's not surprising that this area of the country is well-protected and fortified. The second choice on the list was a bit of a surprise to me, though. It was Alabama. I am not sure, but the GIGACalculator program must have included ignorance as a factor. I would guess aliens could handle being around all that "Roll Tide" nonsense.

Louisiana ranked just below mid-pack in the data provided by GIGACalculator I think our propensity to see UFOs, a lack of caves, and the fact that most of our scientists look into the ground instead of looking to the heavens probably contributed to our rating.

And the state that you don't want to be in should an alien apocalypse begin to unfold? That would be Nevada. I guess not a lot of places to hide and the government is probably raising aliens as a new food source out there anyway. There is a lot of crazy stuff that happens out in the desert.