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10 Most Redneck Cities in America

Jude Walker — Fri, 10 May 2013 09:46:21 +0000

I bet you read that title and said “finally, a list Louisiana did not make!” If you said that, you would be correct. However, you could’ve been wrong after you know how the list was compiled. First, it was put together by real estate blog Movoto. Factors included for the list were things like high [...]

Happy Star Wars Day [Video]

Jude Walker — Sat, 04 May 2013 15:00:12 +0000

Today is “Star Wars Day.” It is such because a few years ago some nerd heard “May the Fourth” and that got him thinking about the line, “May the force be with you.” And to celebrate, there’s a new parody video out on the Star Wars YouTube page called “Star Wars Day Attack Ad.” It’s [...]

Baby With Pants Down Waddles In On Camera, Hangs Out During Rockets-Thunder Post Game Show [Video]

Michael Scott — Fri, 03 May 2013 17:07:03 +0000

You never know what can happen during live t.v., like when a baby with his pants down wanders in, chills out during Rockets-Thunder post game show. Not sure where he came from, or where his parents are, but he’s doin’ just fine it seems.

Taylor Swift Visits Disneyland and Posts Pictures of Her on Tower of Terror and Rock 'n Roller Coaster

Jude Walker — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:58:33 +0000

I like when the stars act like normal people. No, I’m not talking about getting blitzed at the camp on a Saturday night listening to Classic Country Saturday Night (which I’m sure though happens a lot.) No, I’m talking them doing things that us regular folks do and sharing with us. Like what Taylor Swift [...]

10 Worst Things To Say To a Woman

Jude Walker — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:58:45 +0000

Most women will agree that men have a tendency to say some stupid things. That’s a given. It’s when guys make dumb comments to women that really kick things into high gear. A new poll has revealed some of the worst things women have heard from men. Here are the “Top 10 Worst Things To [...]

Man Buys 2 Toy Poodles, Finds Out They're Actually Giant Rats On Steroids!

Michael Scott — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:24:08 +0000

Imagine the shock this Argentinean man got when he found out the two cute toy poodles he bought we actually ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size, and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle. The man became suspicious he had bought what [...]

Easter Bunny Busted For Not Wearing a Helmet While Riding Motorcycle

Jude Walker — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:29:54 +0000

One would think that a legend such as the Easter Bunny should be shown a little respect. Not the case when E.B. decides to break the law! On Sunday in La Mesa, California, a guy dressed as the Easter Bunny was riding an old-timey motorcycle with a sidecar attached and he was popped by a [...]

Ford Pulls Ad Showing Paris Hilton Driving While Kardashians Are Tied Up In Back of Car

Jude Walker — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:57:41 +0000

Ford pulled a print ad in India in which Paris Hilton is in the front seat of a car while the Kardashian sisters are bound and gagged in the back of her car.

Woman Gets Revenge On Her Cheating Husband With Huge Billboard

Jude Walker — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:19:56 +0000

If you find out your spouse is cheating on you, there are several ways you can react. Taking out a big ole billboard in the heart of the town you live in, that’s one of them! That’s exactly what a woman named Jennifer did in Greensboro, North Carolina when she caught her husband cheating on [...]

Happy Pi(e) Day!

Jude Walker — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:50:03 +0000

Today is March 14 or 3/14 or even 3.14. Yep, that makes today Pi Day!!! Math nerds know all about this. People like me want to eat pie. Here’s an awesome example of what I want to eat. Now check out this awesome list of “24 Ways to Celebrate Pi(e) Day” by clicking here.

Mugshot of Criminal Defense Attorney Appears Next to Ad for His Law Practice

Jude Walker — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:52:52 +0000

Criminal defense attorney Thomas Edwards got arrested recently for allegedly committing a hit-and-run while he was driving drunk. His mugshot was posted on a local website in his neck of the woods called MugshotsGainesville.com. The site posts mugshots of people who were arrested in the area recently. In a great twist of irony, Edwards’ mugshot [...]

Top 10 Guiltiest Dawgs [VIDEO]

Stephanie Crist — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 16:00:23 +0000

We bring you some of the funniest guilty dawgs we could find on the internet - enjoy!

I Present To You The Weather Whisperer [Video]

Michael Scott — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:41:08 +0000

You know when your boss tells you to just stay home if you're sick? This guy should have taken that advice. Keep watching as his voice gets worse and worse until eventually he has to whisperer the weather forecast

Now I Am Pretty Sure These Furry Cuties Had A Good Reason For Invading A Denver Airport!

Terryn Wirtz — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:21:05 +0000

I'm not sure that rabbits belong in an airport parking lot, and I don't think that the Denver International Airport security think so either!

Marco Rubio Takes Awkward Water Break During Republican Response to State of Union Address [Video]

Jude Walker — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:56:39 +0000

Florida Senator Marco Rubio delivered the Republican response to President Obama’s State of the Union address last night. It lasted about 15 minutes, and apparently all that talking left him with a good ole case of the cotton mouth. Right in the middle of his speech he leaned over and took a swig of water. [...]

8 Craziest Excuses For Being Late For Work

Jude Walker — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:01:08 +0000

CareerBuilder.com just released the results of a survey on the craziest excuses for being late for work. Boy are there some good ones! Here are the top 8: 8.) One woman dropped her purse in a newspaper dispenser box, and couldn’t get it out without putting in change, but all her change was in [...]

Awesome Redneck Versions Of Fancy Things

Michael Scott — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:14:16 +0000

Call me redneck, coon-ass, backwoods whatever...I'm proud to be em ALL! There's nothing like a lil redneck ingenuity, as proven below. Call it country if you want, I call it smart. Ok, that might be going a little too far...

Slidell Man Attempts To Rob Restaurant With Bucket Mask

Sam Stokes — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:23:21 +0000

23-year-old Richard Boudreaux of Slidell walked into a local Slidell restaurant Kenney's Seafood yesterday with theft on his mind.

Before Internet Dating There Was Video Dating, 80′s Style [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 12:47:59 +0000

Back in the 80's this was cool, today it is pretty scary. Watch and cringe and share with your friends, especially those who lived through the decade that was the 1980's.

Miss Iowa Makes Contradicting Comment About Marijuana Use During Miss America Interview Portion

Jude Walker — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:15:50 +0000

OK, I must confess, I did not watch the Miss America pageant this past Saturday night. (Well, I watched the swimsuit portion but I digress.) However, I did get a hold of some audio that was spewn out of the mouth of Miss Iowa, Mariah Cary, during the Q&A segment of the show. It was [...]