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	<title>97.3 The Dawg &#187; drunk</title>
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		<title>Drunk Girl Leaves Voice Mail For Guy She DIdn&#039;t Meet [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are not as cute, clever, brilliant or conversational as we think we are when we have been drinking. Want some proof? Listen to this voice mail message.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are not as cute, clever, brilliant or conversational as we think we are when we have been drinking. Want some proof? Listen to this voice mail message.</p>
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		<title>Pantsless Woman Wrecks Into Mobile Home, Tries to Get Away In Kid&#039;s Battery Operated Truck</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there was a video of this story, it would have 100 million views! 29-year-old Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas was driving her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am late Sunday afternoon when she lost control and plowed into a guy&#8217;s mobile home. She proceeded to get out of the car &#8212; without any pants on! Noticing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there was a video of this story, it would have 100 million views! 29-year-old Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas was driving her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am late Sunday afternoon <a href="http://craigheadcounty.kait8.com/news/crime/100426-jpd-woman-charged-dwi-after-trying-drive-toy-truck">when she lost control and plowed into a guy's mobile home</a>.</p>
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		<title>Cover Hog Attacked By Angry Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 11:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nights get cold, the blankets are warm and it is human instinct to sleep covered and cozy. In every relationship there are two kinds of people, those that steal the covers and those that need to be taught a lesson. While almost all of us have had to fight for our share of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The nights get cold, the blankets are warm and it is human instinct to sleep covered and cozy. In every relationship there are <a href="http://www.livestrong.com/article/201122-how-to-sleep-better-with-your-partner/">two kinds of people,</a> those that steal the covers and those that need to be taught a lesson.</p>
<p>While almost all of us have had to fight for our share of the blankets at least one night</p>
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		<title>Texting Woman Walks Into A Canal [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Texting, it&#8217;s the new drinking. It allows us to make bigger fools of ourselves than the bottle ever did. Remember a few years ago when a girl at a shopping walked right into a fountain?  At least with the bottle you could say you were drunk, with texting you can only admit that you are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Texting, it's the new drinking. It allows us to make bigger fools of ourselves than the bottle ever did. Remember a few years ago when a girl at a shopping <a href="http://youtu.be/bGpVpsaItpU">walked right into a fountain?</a>  At least with the bottle you could say you<a href="http://973thedawg.com/tags/drunk/"> were drunk,</a> with texting you can only admit that you are stupid.</p>
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		<title>Man Gets So Drunk On Plane, He Had To Be Taped To His Seat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can all over do it from time to time, but man&#8230;this is crazy! Apparently, a man on a flight from Reykjavik, Iceland to JFK yesterday afternoon got SO DRUNK, he had to be taped to his seat! See, what had happened was, he drank all of his duty free liquor on the plane. Imagine [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can all over do it from time to time, but man...this is crazy! Apparently, a man on a flight from Reykjavik, Iceland to JFK yesterday afternoon got SO DRUNK, he had to be <a href="http://andyellwood.tumblr.com/post/39659474993/passanger-drank-all-of-his-duty-free-liquor-on-the">taped to his seat</a>! See, wha</p>
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		<title>Diane Sawyer Was Totally Drunk Last Night During Election Coverage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful. Some of us spent the night at home, anxiously reloading the CNN website, and some of us hulled up in a bar with friends to watch the results trickle in. Some of us had to work, though. Like Diane Sawyer. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful. </p>
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		<title>Maybe The Worst Dancer In The World [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell the truth, do you think he is nuts or do you admire him for having the guts to be who he is and letting the music take him to a very special place? Oh you think he's drunk? That might be a distinct possibility too.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tell the truth, do you think he is nuts or do you admire him for having the guts to be who he is and letting the music take him to a very special place? Oh you think he's drunk? That might be a distinct possibility too.</p>
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		<title>Man Blames Elephant For His Seventh DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 08:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many reasons why you shouldn&#8217;t drive&#160;impaired. Especially because, in your&#160;altered&#160;state, you will make&#160;ridiculous&#160;excuses&#160;for your crime upon being confronted with it. You&#8217;ll do something like blame it on circus animals. And that&#8217;s exactly what happened after Samuel Phipps drove his Land Rover into a guardrail Friday night. According to the trooper that arrived on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals. </p>
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		<title>Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 00:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.</p>
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		<title>Drunk Man Picks Fight With Street Sign, Before Stealing It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mithun Divakaran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alcohol has made us mortals do a lot of things we never thought possible. Everything from picking fights with random strangers to pulling off Matrix-type moves. At least they looked that cool in our mind. But to do it all in one night? Here’s a drunk dude in the Ukraine caught on CCTV cameras who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alcohol has made us mortals do a lot of things we never thought possible. Everything from picking fights with random strangers to pulling off Matrix-type moves. At least they looked that cool in our mind. But to do it all in one night?</p>
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		<title>Drunk Couple Makes 9 Year Old Son Drive Them Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nathan Sikkenga told his son to drive them back to their hotel after spending the evening drinking during a family trip to Disney World in Florida. Police were called when the 9 year old boy crashed into a Security Barrier in the resort&#8217;s parking lot. Nathan told police that he had told his son to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nathan Sikkenga told his son to drive them back to their hotel after spending the evening drinking during a family trip to Disney World in Florida.</p>
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		<title>Tim McGraw Tosses Another Fan [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems like Tim McGraw is always on YouTube tossing some liquored up, out of control fan. OK, maybe &#8220;always&#8221; is a strong word. How about &#8220;seems like a lot of times&#8221;? Yep, you guessed it, Timmy Mac was at it again this past weekend in Washington state as he had to do more crowd control. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seems like Tim McGraw is always on YouTube tossing some liquored up, out of control fan. OK, maybe "always" is a strong word. How about "seems like a lot of times"? Yep, you guessed it, Timmy Mac was at it again this past weekend in Washington state as he had to do more crowd control.</p>
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		<title>Man Found Living on Roof of Waffle House</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An air conditioner repairman made a startling discovery while doing work at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia. According to reports, he found a man living on the roof of the Gordon Highway location. Authorities were quickly notified, and police and firemen were called in to bring him down. It’s unclear how long he had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An air conditioner repairman made a startling discovery while doing work at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia.</p>
<p>According to reports, <a href="http://www2.wagt.com/news/2011/may/10/man-found-living-top-waffle-house-ar-1827070/" target="_blank">he found a man living on the roof of the Gordon Highway location</a>. Authorities were quickly notified, and police and firemen were called in to bring him down.</p>
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		<title>Dancing Without Booze, One Man&#039;s Attempt [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 10:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not advocate the over consumption of anything, especially alcohol, but as Brad Paisley suggested, &#8220;it&#8217;s been helping white people dance&#8221; for years. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you allowed the social status killing combination of &#8220;white guy rhythm&#8221; and stone cold sobriety loose on the dance floor? I&#8217;m afraid it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not advocate the over consumption of anything, especially alcohol, but as Brad Paisley suggested, "it's been helping white people dance" for years. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you allowed the social status killing combination of "white guy rhythm" and stone cold sobriety loose on the dance floor? I'm afraid it would look like this, careful it ain't pretty, but it is gonna make you smile.</p>
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		<title>Another &quot;Drunk&quot; Child at Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First it happened at an Applebee&#8217;s in Michigan and now it&#8217;s happened again at an Olive Garden in Florida: KIDS SERVED LIQUOR! You may have heard the first story about the 15-month-old being accidentally served a margarita instead of apple juice. The new occurrence in Lakeland, Florida involved an ordered orange juice getting accidentally replaced [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First it happened at an <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/toddler-gets-buzzed-on-margarita-in-sippy-cup-at-michigan-applebees/" target="_self">Applebee's in Michigan</a> and now it's happened again at an <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/drink-mix-up-leaves-another-child-drunk-at-popular-restaurant/" target="_self">Olive Garden in Florida</a>: KIDS SERVED LIQUOR! You may have heard the first story about the 15-month-old being accidentally served a margarita instead of apple juice. The new occurrence in Lakeland, Florida involved an ordered orange juice getting accidentally replaced with a "Tropical Sangria"! </p>
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