that had to hurt

If you are going to play a prank on a mechanic by hiding under the hood of a car. You need to plan for what might happen if the mechanic becomes frightened and slams the hood down on top of your head.

Some people should just not have kids. A Texas man called 911 and claimed he "spilled innocent blood," saying he carved a pentagram into the back of his 6-year-old son with a box cutter!

A 32-year-old Polish man was trying to be a good house husband and do some chores. Ironing to be exact. Sure hope he pays more attention next time and doesn't try answering the iron instead of the phone!

As you will see in this video, moose are pretty calm and collected until they decide that you are too close. The mistake our camera man friend makes is, he doesn't get the hint that it is time to leave.

This is a less than :30 second peek into the world of the penguin. You have got to have the speakers turned on for the full enjoyment of this video. I have never, ever heard a sound like this before. I spit coffee everywhere when I watched this video the first time.

The basic premise of cow tipping is to quietly sneak up on a sleeping cow that is standing in a pasture. You then charge the beast hoping to knock the bovine on to its side. There is great hilarity to see the massive beast try to wake up and stand up at the same time. That ISN"T what happens here.

Just watch this video of an officer in Mexico City. He is part of the President of Mexico's motorcade. I am guessing he will remember that speed bump for the rest of his career.

The holiday season's festive atmosphere lends itself to enjoying a cocktail or glass of wine with friends and family. It also means you can get pretty drunk, pretty quick.

Let me caution you, this video is very graphic. It just goes to show you that some people do not take kindly to other people stealing their things. In this case a would be thief decides a bike left unguarded behind this gym is fair pickings...

The next time someone tries to tell you that American Football is too violent and that kids should be playing soccer, show them this video. At least in American Football you get to wear pads and the douche canoes like the guy in this video have their careers shortened quickly by teammates who know the meaning of payback...

I am pretty sure the young scientist in this video will always remember this experiment. I am pretty sure he will wear a protective cup the next time he tries to execute any experiment involving things that fly. I am guessing he did not get the expected result from this particular activity.

Here is another sport I don't understand, Snowboarding.

Watch video proof time and time again as truck after truck becomes a convertible when the bridge unleashes its roof ripping magic. I bet the next time you rent a truck you will check to see how tall it is won't you?

Here is actual helmet camera footage of what it looks like to be in a motorcycle crash. The interesting thing to me is the conversation between the two drivers that is taking place as the wreck is still happening.

That awkward moment when you're drunk and gravity isn't, ahhh such is the life of a sports fan.

I see no point in sliding out of control on ice down a mountain side. Mountains were made for brewing beer, not for attempting life threatening feats of stupidity.

What could go wrong with combining the mixing action of a spinning concrete making machine and the drunken antics of a couple of guys with too much time on their hands.

Eating a big ol’ juicy bug is one of those things a guy’s gotta do at least once in his life. It’s like drinking bull testicle beer--a one-time-BAM-done kind of deal that’s a true testament to one’s manhood.

When it comes to making bets we men are the kings. When it comes to helping us make stupid bets, alcohol is our best friend. Let's face it, we've all made an irrational statement that we have had to back up with major embarrassment or a trip to the emergency room after having one too many cocktails...

The past couple of years the sport of Parkour has been sweeping the world. Parkour from my observation is the fine art of running across the roofs of buildings and leaping on the roofs of other buildings. There is also a good deal of wall climbing, stair jumping and other foolish physical activity a portly gentleman such as myself would probably prefer to watch than to actually do...